Where Is My Pretty Girl Discount?

This blog's about my quest to get my Pretty Girl Discount on, just like all those tiny, tan, skinny girls. However, my attempts at dating are always debacles (I'm not even sure that being shown some guys dick in the parking lot of a bowling alley counts as a date but I digress) And my enthusiastic but sadly ill-conceived forays into self-improvement are equally shambolic. Good thing I've got a sense of humor.

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL-THE ORIGIN STORY

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Cheaper than therapy, more fun than a cuddle party...this is my life and welcome to it!

Where is my Pretty Girl Discount?: Chicago Adjacent, Illinois, United States; I've always been more than just a pretty face...mostly, because I grew up in LA so although I'm no Quasimodo, I was never treated like a "pretty girl". I'm a tall, pale redhead from the land of tiny tan blondes; instead of fitting in, I always seemed to stand out. That's ok, because I became whip smart, wickedly funny and a kind and caring person (According to my mom. Thanks mom!) But now that I'm all grown up and living in the heartland, I've decided to try my hardest to see how the other half lives. To finally get my PRETTY GIRL DISCOUNT-you know, that amazing VIP pass some ladies are graced with at birth. So I'm on this path to upgrade myself & my life, stumbling into every random improvement I can find. I hope you join me on the journey cause I hate taking road trips alone.

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